Oh my god.
I found this men's footed pajamas online store. I'm ordering three pairs. Look- I can get them in fleece! Or flannel, or jersey knit, but that's probably more for the summer.
I really like the green and black fleece ones. I'll have to order those. And the camo ones are nice too. These'll help me stay warm every night, even when she steals my covers. And she can have her heater back.
Well, as soon as fed-ex gets here.