Flannel Footed Pajamas

I'm going camping this spring, up in the mountains. It'll probably be colder up there than down here; so I'm ordering some new flannel footed pajamas. My brother and I always camp at this specific site. It's been fun to see how the trees have grown up around our campsite. I hope my feet are warm enough, with the flannel pajamas. Maybe instead I should order the fleece ones. But I'll order the bright orange or red ones; no need for the camo in the woods. Hope Joe doesn't laugh too much at me. But the hell with him, my feet will be warm.

I ordered some for the house too. I'm tired of my wife stealing the blankets and shivering while I let the dog out. Stupid dog anyway. And who leaves the newspaper way out there? My slippers don't do enough good on my feet; I'm wearing both the footed pajamas and the slippers.

Fleece Footed Pajamas?

Oh my god.

I found this men's footed pajamas online store. I'm ordering three pairs. Look- I can get them in fleece! Or flannel, or jersey knit, but that's probably more for the summer.

I really like the green and black fleece ones. I'll have to order those. And the camo ones are nice too. These'll help me stay warm every night, even when she steals my covers. And she can have her heater back.

Well, as soon as fed-ex gets here.